‘Preface for Latest Submission to Editor… ‘ by BPT Australian Correspondent Olatundji Akpo-Sani

Our fearless and faithful Australian Correspondent Olatundji Akpo-Sani intended to send us another letter to America this week.  But because of 'delicate' American/Australian relations and the omnipresence of Russian Hackers at the moment we've decided it's safest to send our more important transmissions via message-in-a-bottle across the Pacific Ocean.  And the agreed upon empty 750 ml handle of Jack Daniels which arrived …

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‘A Letter to America’ by BPT Australia Correspondent Olatundji Akpo-Sani

 Dear America, I said I wasn’t going to do this, but I can’t help myself.  We always had that in common.  “That” being poor impulse control.  Anyway, I just wanted to see how you were doing.  I’ve heard some disturbing rumours.   I want you to know that despite the lies and the treachery, I still …

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“You Will Never Be the Same, aka This Saturday is Record Store Day” by Rob Geisen

Episode 10: A New Hope 2, Electric Boogaloo  The year was hell, I don’t know. 2007 maybe. George Bush was sucking on hard candy in the White House and people were listening to a lot of Kid Rock for some reason. I was still a good 18 months away from my second divorce and Hannah …

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